{"id":1163,"date":"2008-05-16T04:14:18","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T12:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.homewiththekids.com\/blog\/?p=1163"},"modified":"2008-05-16T04:14:18","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T12:14:18","slug":"male-pattern-blindness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homewiththekids.com\/blog\/male-pattern-blindness\/","title":{"rendered":"Male Pattern Blindness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right, male pattern blindness. It&#8217;s the only explanation I can come up with.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong. My husband&#8217;s wonderful. But if something doesn&#8217;t particularly interest him, he just won&#8217;t see it. On the other hand he&#8217;s a wonderful husband and excellent father.<\/p>\n<p>Then there are times like this morning. He decided to go to the grocery store after taking our son to speech therapy. I mentioned he&#8217;s a good husband and father, right? He wanted to get a couple things there and I told him we were out of milk.<\/p>\n<p>He couldn&#8217;t find the milk I usually get, which has a discount if you buy two gallons. He&#8217;s quite certain it wasn&#8217;t there, even though I&#8217;ve shown him it before, and it&#8217;s always in the same place. But hey, he bought milk, so the complaint is minimal.<\/p>\n<p>He also decided to clean the kitchen today. Well, more precisely he loaded the dishwasher. I don&#8217;t think he has wiped down the countertops ever without being asked. Honestly. Not once.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know it can be impressive that he sees the dishes in the sink, since some don&#8217;t even do that much. My tactic is simple. I let them pile up. Eventually he will want to use the sink, realize he can&#8217;t, and voila! I have a dishwasher being loaded by my husband.<\/p>\n<p>I try not to let things get that bad too often. It&#8217;s not a situation I like. Good thing I know how to ask him to help out too.<\/p>\n<p>I think he does better than average in some areas. He doesn&#8217;t too often ask me where something is when it&#8217;s right where it belongs, where it always is. But then it&#8217;s generally something he wants.<\/p>\n<p>If it doesn&#8217;t particularly interest him, on comes the blindness! It ensures that I do most of the shopping so I know we&#8217;ll have enough food (and that it&#8217;s healthy!) and handle most of the cleaning unless I ask otherwise or company&#8217;s coming. Dirt and clutter are all but invisible any other time.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re fortunate in that I&#8217;ve always been good at finding things. It probably helps that I look behind and under stuff as necessary. 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