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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stephanie Foster]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s one very common goal for moms with toddlers in the house &#8211; finding time to exercise. That toddler might just be the key to getting your workout done. Who needs a gym membership with a toddler around? All you have to do is the mom of a toddler&#46;&#46;&#46;</p>
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<p>There&#8217;s one very common goal for moms with toddlers in the house &#8211; finding time to exercise. That toddler might just be the key to getting your workout done. Who needs a gym membership with a toddler around? All you have to do is the mom of a toddler home workout.</p>



<p>Of course, my kids aren&#8217;t toddlers anymore. Teens don&#8217;t need to be chased nearly as much, although it can be fun. I still enjoy looking back on those days when my kids were so little.</p>


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<h2 class="wp-block-heading">1. The Toddler Chase</h2>



<p>Take the toddler outside. Let him or her get a few steps ahead, then try to catch up.</p>



<p>This works particularly well with really adventurous toddlers. My youngest would gladly get 2-3 houses away from me, in the middle of the street if I let her.</p>



<p>If your toddler isn&#8217;t a runner, you can at least get a nice walk. Most toddlers love getting out and about.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">2. Sit-ups</h2>



<p>Go ahead. Try to do a sit-up with a toddler around. You&#8217;ll probably get a toddler on your tummy. Too bad sit-ups don&#8217;t work too well that way.</p>



<p>But you can change up the exercise. Stay in the sit-up position, get that toddler on your shins, and start lifting your legs. You will get a workout. Toddlers make great weights.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">3. What&#8217;s In His/Her Mouth</h2>



<p>Be preoccupied for roughly 0.05 seconds. Realize toddler has put something in his or her mouth and is gagging on it. Remove it from the toddler&#8217;s tightly closed mouth. Repeat as often as your toddler finds something interesting to put into his or her mouth.</p>


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<h2 class="wp-block-heading">4. The Kitchen Cabinet Clear Out</h2>



<p>Let toddler into your kitchen. Let him or her clear out the plastic container cabinet and any other cabinet that they can safely play in.</p>



<p>Put everything back as toddler clears out each cabinet over again when you walk off. Repeat.</p>



<p>Be ready for a headache if your toddler discovers how much fun it is to bang metal pots and pans with other things. This can interrupt your workout or make it more urgent.</p>



<p>And pray they never discover where you keep the flour. Cleaning that up may be more of a workout than any mom of a toddler wants.</p>


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<h2 class="wp-block-heading">5. Computer Keyboard Rescue</h2>



<p>Realize toddler has started pounding on your keyboard, starting random programs, and doing things you didn&#8217;t realize were possible with just the keyboard.</p>



<p>Whisk toddler away. Spin toddler around in your arms to stop the tears.</p>



<p>To increase the challenge, note that the toddler has a juice box in their hand. This just got messy.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">6. Crayon On The Walls Scrub</h2>



<p>Leave just one crayon in reach. When you&#8217;re expecting company, discover that toddler has drawn all over the walls with the crayon. Start scrubbing, hoping that this was one of the washable crayons, not the regular sort.</p>



<p>Check to see if toddler also chewed the crayon up. You might be scrubbing the carpet too.</p>



<p>Then start wondering if you&#8217;ve left any Sharpies in reach. Things could be worse, especially if they use them marker on the couch.</p>



<p>This exercise may also be done with paints, food, or anything else your child can smear on the walls, the floor, pets, computers, or themselves. The makeup scrub is a similar classic.</p>


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<h2 class="wp-block-heading">7. Toddler Catch</h2>



<p>Discover just barely in time that your toddler can climb the furniture or stairs&#8230; sort of. Catch toddler before he or she hits the ground and really starts screaming. Repeat anywhere from daily to several times an hour until toddler gets bored with climbing, gets good at it or is finally ready for a nap.</p>



<p>You wish baby gates would always help keep your toddler off the stairs, but there comes that day when a gate is not enough to stop your little climber.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">8. Liquid Soap Slip-Up</h2>



<p>Find out that toddler has used new climbing skills to reach the liquid soap dispenser and has now fingerpainted the entire bathroom floor, walls, cabinet, and counter. Please note that this exercise is best not done in the middle of the night, especially if discovered by accident.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">9. Pick Me Up!</h2>



<p>Toddler wants to be picked up now! No, down! No, up!</p>



<p>Bonus points if your toddler starts arching his or her back to get away or starts squirming to look at something. Some days it won&#8217;t matter whether you&#8217;ve picked your child up or put them down; it&#8217;s the wrong answer. But the more sore your back is, the more likely it is that they&#8217;ll want up.</p>


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<h2 class="wp-block-heading">10. The Suddenly Open Door</h2>



<p>Your toddler discovers how to open the front door all by themselves. How fast do you run when you realize your little one has gotten out alone? This is related to The Toddler Chase, but may be more urgent, depending on how quickly you discover the open door.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">11. The Toilet Plunge</h2>



<p>Work your arms as you try to figure out just what your toddler put down the toilet. Will the plunger clear it, or are you looking at a bill from the plumber?</p>



<p>Pray that this is not related to the next exercise.</p>


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<h2 class="wp-block-heading">12. The Missing Keys Scramble</h2>



<p>You have somewhere to be, but your keys are missing. Your toddler was playing with them earlier. Where are they now? Where???</p>



<p>May also be played with your cell phone.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">13. The LEGO Hop</h2>



<p>One of the most painful exercises. Discover the hard way that your toddler has left their LEGO Duplo blocks on the floor. Try to find your way out of the block minefield without hurting your feet too much. This exercise will be repeated more painfully with regular LEGO blocks as your child gets older.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">14. The Naptime Thump</h2>



<p>Your toddler should be asleep, but what was that thump in their room? Did he or she learn how to get out of the crib? It&#8217;s hard to say which will get you moving faster after the thump &#8211; silence or a loud cry.</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">15. Where&#8217;s Your Diaper?</h2>



<p>A sudden, horrifying realization has hit&#8230; your toddler is no longer wearing a diaper! </p>



<p>No, they aren&#8217;t potty trained. They just took the diaper off somewhere. But where? And is that *ALL* they did?</p>



<p>This delightful exercise is a classic of the mom of a toddler home workout. You don&#8217;t know how bad it will be until you get a new diaper on your toddler, find the old one, and figure out if there are any other messes as a result. Maybe your little one lets you put a new diaper on easily. Maybe they&#8217;ve discovered the delights of pulling it off. Or maybe they&#8230; dear god, no! Please let it just be a pee diaper, not a poop one!</p>



<h2 class="wp-block-heading">All Moms (And Dads) Face The Mom Of A Toddler Home Workout</h2>



<p>Don&#8217;t feel bad that your kids make you work out like this. It&#8217;s all a part of being a parent. A small part of <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/murphys-laws-of-parenting-you-cant-escape/">Murphy&#8217;s Law</a>. Some toddlers get into lots of mischief and keep their moms and dads running (and cleaning!) harder than others.</p>



<p>A quick video reminder of how funny it can all be when it&#8217;s not your kid:</p>



<p><div class="video-container"><iframe loading="lazy" title="Adorable Kids Caught by Dad after painting themselves" width="500" height="281" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/j6wFcpGF1OA?feature=oembed&#038;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></p>



<p>As your toddler keeps you running, remember that these times go by quickly. Don&#8217;t think of all the trouble as trouble. See it as one more way you&#8217;re being active.</p>



<p>Don&#8217;t worry. My kids didn&#8217;t pull all of these on me when they were little. But they made enough mischief to keep me moving back then.</p>



<p>What would you add to the mom of a toddler home workout? Are there any special tricks your kids pulled?</p>
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		<title>Murphy&#8217;s Laws of Parenting You Can&#8217;t Escape</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stephanie Foster]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2018 12:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Raising a family is a lot of work. Fun, but lots and lots of work. So many things go wrong no matter how carefully you try to make them go right. With the right attitude, it can be funny at times. You can certainly argue that there are Murphy&#8217;s&#46;&#46;&#46;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/murphys-laws-of-parenting-you-cant-escape/">Murphy&#8217;s Laws of Parenting You Can&#8217;t Escape</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog">Home with the Kids Blog</a>.</p>
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<p>Raising a family is a lot of work. Fun, but lots and lots of work. So many things go wrong no matter how carefully you try to make them go right. With the right attitude, it can be funny at times. You can certainly argue that there are Murphy&#8217;s laws of parenting.</p>
<p>These are the things that make your day to day life as a parent more difficult. Some of them also make for great stories when talking to other parents, because they all get it. They&#8217;ve been there too. And so&#8230;</p>
<h2>Murphy&#8217;s Laws of Parenting</h2>
<p>1. Never claim to be done with the laundry. Your children will generate more dirty clothes spontaneously.</p>
<p>2. Your child will outgrow that perfect outfit right before you want them to wear it. This is one of the few rules that applies as well to infants as to teens.</p>
<p>3. You will find that box of handmedown clothes after your child has outgrown that size.</p>
<p>4. Teaching your child to help around the house is harder than doing it yourself. It will pay off eventually, but not as soon as you would like.</p>
<p>5. No, your child doesn&#8217;t like their favorite food today. Unless you&#8217;re eating it. Then they&#8217;ll snag all of it from your plate.</p>
<p>6. That food they tried for the first time off your plate and loved it? They&#8217;re never eating that one again.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-6665" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/legos-500x332.png" alt="legos" width="500" height="332" data-pin-description="When Murphy's law strikes, the best thing you can do as a parent is laugh and go with it. It doesn't matter if you're parenting teens or toddlers, a sense of humor goes a long way for parents. #parentinghumor #parenting #children" data-pin-media="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/murphys-law-parenting-2.png" srcset="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/legos-500x332.png 500w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/legos-300x199.png 300w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/legos.png 600w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<p>7. A clean floor will spontaneously generate Legos or other small toys to step on.</p>
<p>8. Your child will discover the magic that is scissors and hair the day before school or family pictures are taken.</p>
<p>9. The length of your child&#8217;s nap is inversely proportional to how long you need them to nap.</p>
<p>10. Glitter is forever&#8230;. forever in your hair, forever on the floor, the counters&#8230;.</p>
<p>11. The more important the phone call, the less important the thing your child insists on telling you in the middle of the call will be.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-6666" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/painting-85781_600-500x375.png" alt="painting" width="500" height="375" data-pin-description="Some days it seems like Murphy's law is the only thing keeping your day going as a parent. Take some time to enjoy a little parenting humor when things go wrong. #humor #parenting #kids" data-pin-media="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/murphys-law-parenting-3.png" srcset="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/painting-85781_600-500x375.png 500w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/painting-85781_600-300x225.png 300w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/painting-85781_600.png 600w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<p>12. Messy crafts are more appealing than ones that are easy to clean up after. Some kids can make any craft messy.</p>
<p>13. Silence is suspicious. They ARE up to something.</p>
<p>14. Your bathroom is no longer a private place. It doesn&#8217;t matter who else is around, your kids will want YOU when you&#8217;re in the bathroom.</p>
<p>15. The messier your clothes are, the more likely you are to run into someone you know when running errands.</p>
<p>16. That thing you swore your kids would never do back before you had kids? Yeah. They&#8217;re going to do it.</p>
<p>17. If you throw away toys they no longer play with, they will want them the next day.</p>
<p>18. The cuter the outfit, the bigger the diaper blowout.</p>
<p>19. Babies will always soil a fresh diaper. Especially when you&#8217;re in a hurry.</p>
<p>20. The more diapers you pack for an outing, the more changes your child will need. Usually at least one more change than you brought diapers.</p>
<p>21. The thing you forget to pack will be the thing your child needs most.</p>
<p>22. A diaper will always leak on freshly washed bedding.</p>
<p>23. The box is more interesting than the toy that came in it.</p>
<p>24. The more your child wanted the toy, the faster it will break or lose a piece.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-6664" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/sleepingchild-500x375.png" alt="sleeping child" width="500" height="375" data-pin-description="Even your typical bad days as a parent will someday be something to look back at and laugh about. Don't let Murphy's law for parents get you down. #humor #parenting #moms #dads" data-pin-media="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/murphys-law-parenting-4.png" srcset="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/sleepingchild-500x375.png 500w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/sleepingchild-300x225.png 300w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/sleepingchild.png 600w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<p>25. A  child who naps in the car will not continue that nap at home, no matter how badly needed.</p>
<p>26. The sicker the child, the more they will want to snuggle with you.</p>
<p>27. A clean floor attracts spilled food and drink.</p>
<p>28. The more tired you are, the less tired they are.</p>
<p>29. A sick child will appear healthy at the pediatrician&#8217;s office, then be sick again at home.</p>
<p>30. Your child will tell people exactly what you don&#8217;t want them to say. Even if that person is a stranger.</p>
<p>Most of these relate to when your kids are small, no doubt because that&#8217;s when they have the least control over themselves. Many of these challenges go away as kids get older.</p>
<p>That doesn&#8217;t mean you get a break. Older kids mean new challenges.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-6663" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/frustration-500x332.png" alt="frustration" width="500" height="332" data-pin-description="Things don't quit going wrong just because you aren't parenting toddlers anymore. Murphy's law applies to all stages of parenting. Have a sense of humor whenver possible. #parenting #parentinghumor #familylife" data-pin-media="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/murphys-law-parenting-5.png" srcset="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/frustration-500x332.png 500w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/frustration-300x199.png 300w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/frustration.png 600w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<p>Teens, in particular, can catch you off guard. They&#8217;re testing limits and getting ready for adulthood, but they still need you so much. And the more they need you, the less some of them want to admit it. Which is why they have their own, separate section here. It&#8217;s harder to come up with generalized laws for parenting teens because they vary so much!</p>
<p>1. The more supplies a school project needs, the closer to the due date they will inform you.</p>
<p>2. They will make the same mistakes you did, even if you try to help them avoid the mistakes.</p>
<p>3. Plus new mistakes that weren&#8217;t even possible when you were young.</p>
<p>4. Their biggest problems come when you are busiest.</p>
<p>5. Even more than when they were little, they notice when you do things you told them not to do.</p>
<p>6. Teens can sleep better than babies.</p>
<p>7. All that time you spent teaching your kids to dress appropriately for the weather when they were younger won&#8217;t matter when they&#8217;re teens. They&#8217;ll wear shorts all winter or a jacket all summer.</p>
<p>8. Some days everything you say to a teen will be the wrong thing to say. Even &#8220;Good morning.&#8221;</p>
<p>Fortunately, teens can also be a lot of fun to talk with, as they develop opinions of their own. They may challenge your rules, but they&#8217;re also learning to face the world on their own.</p>
<p>So many of the little frustrations that come with being a parent of kids at any age will be things you look back on fondly later. Enjoy what you can and don&#8217;t let the challenging parts get you too far down.</p>
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		<title>Work at Home Ad Translator</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stephanie Foster]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 14:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever wondered what some of the more common phrases in scammy work at home ads really mean? If you took most of them literally, you’d expect the entire world to be rich, just from the sheer lack of effort made in various home businesses. I&#8217;ve created this&#46;&#46;&#46;</p>
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<p>Have you ever wondered what some of the more common phrases in scammy work at home ads really mean? If you took most of them literally, you’d expect the entire world to be rich, just from the sheer lack of effort made in various home businesses. I&#8217;ve created this work at home ad translator to interpret what many of these ads really mean&#8230; or at least how I see them.</p>
<p>Some scammy work at home ads can be very similar to legitimate work at home ads. That has always been a part of the challenge. Sometimes you have to take a look at the awful scams out there and mock them.</p>
<p>Sarcasm ahead.</p>
<h2>No Selling Required!</h2>
<p>It’s not selling if you just tell everyone you meet that it’s a great product, right? Your family, friends, acquaintances, coworkers, random people you meet on the street, kids, neighbor’s dog and so forth should be grateful that you take the time to tell them about these wonderful products. They will beat a path to your door if you do so.</p>
<h2>No Experience Required</h2>
<p>That’s right, no experience required, and you’re not going to get much in the way of experience here. Unless you count the life experience of losing money to a scam. That’s worth something, right?</p>
<h2>Make Money Doing Online Surveys</h2>
<p>You don&#8217;t mind that most will pay in pennies or points, do you? Very few online surveys will be worth your time, although a few will pay well.</p>
<h2>Free Money Making Website</h2>
<p>Free website that we offer to all our suckers… err, members. Hope you don’t mind that it looks like every other member’s website. And just wait until you see our upsells!</p>
<h2>Earn Money In Your Sleep</h2>
<p>Not going to happen until you’ve put in a ton of effort. You might even lose some sleep over it. You&#8217;re certainly going to lose money.</p>
<h2>Free Trial</h2>
<p>Just give us your credit card information. Your trial will be up before you know it. Is our product easy to cancel? Just wait and see. Our helpful customer service department will try everything to keep you from canceling.</p>
<h2>Get Paid To Type</h2>
<p>All you have to do is type in ads to convince other people to fall for the same scam! It’s easy. You deserve to make the money you lost to us back somehow right?</p>
<h2>Act Now! Only <span style="color: #ff0000;"><del>X</del></span> Y Slots Open!</h2>
<p>We don’t care that we can allow as many people as we want to download our electronic product. Matter of fact, we’ve done that already. But if you think we’re limiting our sales you might forget to do your due diligence. So hurry up, will ya?</p>
<h2>Earn Money On Autopilot</h2>
<p>Rather like earning money while you sleep. It can happen, but it’s not going to be as fast or as easy for most people as the ad claims… and it might not happen at all. The odds of it happening with this particular product are probably worse than trying to earn money on autopilot by building your own business.</p>
<h2>No Limit To Your Earnings</h2>
<p>Um, you do know that includes a lower limit, right? You&#8217;re as likely to earn nothing as something, not to mention the money you&#8217;ll lose trying this.</p>
<h2>(Google) (Twitter) (Other Popular Site) Will Pay You $x,xxx Per Month!</h2>
<p>If you follow our instructions, you might manage to waste a lot of time, lose some money advertising, not to mention paying us and have next to nothing for it. Sometimes we don’t even know who we’re pretending will be paying you. We trust you not to notice the mixups.</p>
<h2>You Can Be A Secret Shopper!!!</h2>
<p>While there are legitimate secret shopper opportunities out there, look out for the scams. Anyone who tells you to deposit a check in your account and wire part back to them is running a scam.</p>
<h2>Join The Next Billion Dollar Industry</h2>
<p>Yep. That&#8217;s right. We&#8217;re creating a new industry and it&#8217;s going to make a billlllion dollars! Join us. One of us! One of us! We&#8217;re totally trustworthy and our products are the most awesome ever.</p>
<h2>Make Money On Social Media</h2>
<p>Desperately post ads on social media and watch as your family and friends start to hide your posts and you get blocked from every Facebook group you try this on.</p>
<h2>Make Money Posting Ads</h2>
<p>Annoy every site you ever visit by posting ads in the comments. It&#8217;s a great business model, trust us! Don&#8217;t worry about how many people will report you and get you banned from all kinds of sites. You&#8217;ll earn plenty, honest!</p>
<h2>Send $$ To Get A List Of Legitimate Work At Home Jobs</h2>
<p>You can probably find this same information for free online. It may take more research, but your results will be better once you know what you&#8217;re doing than if you pay some random person who posted an ad.</p>
<h2>As Seen On…</h2>
<p>We bought an ad there once. We’re not exactly welcome back.</p>
<h2>Email Me For More Information</h2>
<p>If I posted here what the opportunity is, you&#8217;d call it out as a scam. This way I get your email address. You&#8217;ll never get rid of me now!</p>
<p>I hope this work at home ad translator helps you read though any of the scammy work at home ads you find. What common phrases do you see in work at home ads that need to be translated?</p>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stephanie Foster]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2017 14:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>When it comes to work at home distractions, cats can rank right up there with kids. An affectionate cat may not settle for a mere lap &#8211; they want your keyboard, or maybe that spot right in front of your monitor. It can be very necessary to distract your&#46;&#46;&#46;</p>
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<p>When it comes to <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/6-ways-to-cope-with-at-home-distractions-and-be-more-productive/">work at home distractions</a>, cats can rank right up there with kids. An affectionate cat may not settle for a mere lap &#8211; they want your keyboard, or maybe that spot right in front of your monitor. It can be very necessary to distract your cats when you work at home.</p>
<p>Closing your home office door isn&#8217;t always enough, either. Cats find closed doors quite intriguing. They&#8217;ll scratch or meow at it enough to be a distraction for you as you try to work. They don&#8217;t necessarily want in; they just want that door open so they have the option.</p>
<p>I have four cats here. Three are completely loyal to me, and it&#8217;s common to have all four in and out of my office as I work. If I don&#8217;t have things set up, they walk across my desk, across me, use me for a scratching post (gently), or sit on my head and chair headrest. That last gets a bit awkward, but it&#8217;s kind of funny too.</p>
<h2>Set Up A Cat Trap (Bed)</h2>
<p>Setting up a place for the cats to sleep in my office that isn&#8217;t on me or my desk is one of my most effective techniques. Give them a comfortable place to sleep, and cats probably will. Cats love to sleep, so it&#8217;s the perfect way to distract your cats.</p>
<p>We have a sherpa blanket from Costco that we joke is the perfect cat trap. My cats cannot walk across it without stopping to purr and knead. I just plunk it on my futon and let it attract the cats. It&#8217;s absurdly effective.</p>
<p>I also keep a small blanket on an out of the way corner of my desk, for those cats who need to be close. It&#8217;s not as nice as the sherpa blanket, but sometimes a cat will pick it.</p>
<p>Alternatively, put a piece of paper on the ground. Cats can&#8217;t resist that for some reason. They may not stay long, but they will sit on the paper.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter wp-image-5803" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/sleepycats.png" alt="sleepy cats" width="500" height="333" data-pin-description="A cat on your lap while you work at home sounds nice, but it's also distracting. It's even more distracting when the cat wants to sleep on your keyboard. How do you get your cats to let you work at home? #workathome #wahm #cats" data-pin-media="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/distract-cats-2.png" srcset="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/sleepycats.png 800w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/sleepycats-300x200.png 300w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/sleepycats-768x512.png 768w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<h2>Give Them A View</h2>
<p>If the cat trap doesn&#8217;t work, an open window blind might. Cats love to have a view.</p>
<p>At the very least, make it easy for them to get to the window through the blinds. I usually have to open them or the cats will work noisily at getting past them, or complain to me that they can&#8217;t. They love watching the birds and lizards outside, as well as glaring at evil interlopers, such as stray cats or a dog walking by. One of my cats even growls at the mailman.</p>
<p>If the weather is suitable, cats are even happier if you open the window so they can smell the world outside. That doesn&#8217;t work so well in hot or cold weather, but it&#8217;s great on mild days.</p>
<h2>Keep Their Toys Out Of Your Home Office</h2>
<p>Just as with children&#8217;s toys, you&#8217;re best off keeping your home office clear of cat toys. Cat toys aren&#8217;t usually all that loud, but the cats can get quite active playing with them, and it&#8217;s a distraction.</p>
<p>Instead, keep a good supply of cat toys elsewhere. We have these little <a href="http://amzn.to/2yQkSEa" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow">mouse toys with feathers</a> that the cats all utterly adore. We used to get them at Walmart, but these days Amazon is our only choice. The feathers and the fur make all the difference in comparison to other mouse toys, which my cats completely ignore.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Bilipala-Furry-Catcher-Feather-Counting/dp/B01LCD7M5E/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1510365057&amp;sr=8-4&amp;keywords=cat+toys+mouse+feather&amp;linkCode=li2&amp;tag=homewiththeki-20&amp;linkId=52c0aaf898103b0bf169aa7830e9b6a3" target="_blank" rel="noopener nofollow"><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter" src="//ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com/widgets/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;ASIN=B01LCD7M5E&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=homewiththeki-20" border="0" data-pin-nopin="true" /></a><img decoding="async" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" src="https://ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com/e/ir?t=homewiththeki-20&amp;l=li2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B01LCD7M5E" alt="" width="1" height="1" border="0" /></p>
<p>Beware that one cat who must display her &#8220;kill&#8221; to you. My cat Melody has to go around the house when she catches a toy, meowing loudly to announce her kill. We haven&#8217;t been able to teach her that it&#8217;s rude to talk with her mouth full.</p>
<h2>Set Up A Cat Tree In Another Room</h2>
<p>Cats love to get up high. A nice tall cat tree in another room will encourage them to go there for their climbing and scratching needs.</p>
<p>It won&#8217;t be entirely effective, most likely. One of my cats likes to scratch (gently) on my jeans for attention, while another likes to see how far up the back of my office chair he can stretch. But it helps.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter wp-image-5806" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/melodyandriver.png" alt="melody and river" width="500" height="374" data-pin-description="Cats have a sense for when you're busy, and that's a problem when you work at home. Find ways to keep them distracted when you need to focus on your work at home job or home business. #workathome #cats #distractions" data-pin-media="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/distract-cats-4.png" srcset="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/melodyandriver.png 800w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/melodyandriver-300x224.png 300w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/melodyandriver-768x574.png 768w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<h2>Have More Than One Cat</h2>
<p>I always get cats in pairs. They&#8217;ll bother you less when they have a friend to play with. This is easiest to do when you initially adopt the cats, but it is possible to work a new cat into a household. If possible, have a friend be the one to carry the cat into the house &#8211; your cats might blame the friend rather than you for the interloper.</p>
<h2>Get A Fish Tank To Distract Your Cats</h2>
<p>We call our fish tank &#8220;cat TV.&#8221; The cats love to watch the fish and are eternally convinced that they will someday catch that algae eater. He&#8217;s their favorite target. Fish are a great way to distract your cats and to get a few laughs watching the cats trying to get the fish. We put tape sticky side up on top of the tank to keep the cats off.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter wp-image-5804" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cattv.png" alt="cat tv" width="500" height="375" data-pin-description="Have you ever tried to distract a cat when they want your attention? It's not easy, but it's necessary when you're trying to have a productive work at home day. #productivity #cats #workathome" data-pin-media="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/distract-cats.png" srcset="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cattv.png 800w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cattv-300x225.png 300w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/cattv-768x576.png 768w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<h2>Let Them Storm The Castle</h2>
<p>My cats have inherited a popup castle from my kids. They play in it far more than the kids ever did. The only hard part is keeping the castle standing. One of the cats is named Storm, so there are always jokes about Storm in the castle. It makes a great place for the cats to wrestle each other.</p>
<p><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter wp-image-5805" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/storminthecastle.png" alt="Have fun, Storm in the castle" width="500" height="582" data-pin-description="Come up with interesting places for cats to play so they give you time to work at home. Having great places to nap and play will limit how often they demand your attention when you need to work. #cats #wahm #workathome" data-pin-media="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/distract-cats-3.png" srcset="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/storminthecastle.png 800w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/storminthecastle-258x300.png 258w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/storminthecastle-768x894.png 768w, https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/storminthecastle-300x349.png 300w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></p>
<h2>Play With Them When You Aren&#8217;t Working</h2>
<p>Get your cats used to playing with you when you aren&#8217;t trying to work. My son&#8217;s cat (she chose him, she&#8217;s the only cat not loyal to me here), demands her playtime with him every evening around nine or so. She goes to her murder hole (the space between the seats on our couch recliner) and waits for his fingers to appear so she can attack. It&#8217;s utterly adorable watching her wait for him to notice her, and then attack. It looks ferocious, but it&#8217;s gentle.</p>
<p>Few things will distract your cats completely when you work at home, short of closing your office door, and even that can be only so effective at keeping them quiet. You can, however, make it easier for them to choose to be out of your way. Most of them will also generate endless cute moments with your cats, which you can always enjoy.</p>
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		<title>Cat vs. Policeman Writing a Ticket</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stephanie Foster]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>I came across this on Discovery News and it was too cute to resist sharing here. The cat is just too sweet and demanding of attention, making it incredibly difficult for the officer to do his job. I know a cat almost that sweet in my neighborhood, except she&#46;&#46;&#46;</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style='display:none;' class='shareaholic-canvas' data-app='share_buttons' data-title='Cat vs. Policeman Writing a Ticket' data-link='https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/cat-vs-policeman-writing-a-ticket/' data-app-id-name='category_above_content'></div><p>I came across this on <a href="http://news.discovery.com/animals/cat-tries-to-stop-policeman-from-writing-ticket.html">Discovery News</a> and it was too cute to resist sharing here. The cat is just too sweet and demanding of attention, making it incredibly difficult for the officer to do his job.</p>
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<div class="video-container"><iframe loading="lazy" title="Cat VS Cop: Fight For Your Right! LOL" width="500" height="281" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1l7prksbcDo?feature=oembed&#038;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe></div>
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<p>I know a cat almost that sweet in my neighborhood, except she doesn&#8217;t climb people. But she doescome running for attention every time she sees people walking, even across the street. Drives her owners nuts because she&#8217;s not so bright about cars.</p>
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		<title>Halloween Means My Daughter is Thinking of Christmas</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stephanie Foster]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Never let it be said my daughter isn&#8217;t imaginative. She&#8217;s working on her Christmas wish list already, and it was really hard keeping a straight face as she asked me how to spell various things. Here&#8217;s what she wants so far: Goldfish with everything I need to take care&#46;&#46;&#46;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/halloween-means-my-daughter-is-thinking-of-christmas/">Halloween Means My Daughter is Thinking of Christmas</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog">Home with the Kids Blog</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style='display:none;' class='shareaholic-canvas' data-app='share_buttons' data-title='Halloween Means My Daughter is Thinking of Christmas' data-link='https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/halloween-means-my-daughter-is-thinking-of-christmas/' data-app-id-name='category_above_content'></div><p>Never let it be said my daughter isn&#8217;t imaginative. She&#8217;s working on her Christmas wish list already, and it was really hard keeping a straight face as she asked me how to spell various things.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s what she wants so far:</p>
<ol>
<li>Goldfish with everything I need to take care of it.</li>
<li>Harp</li>
<li>Baby Alive Girl</li>
<li>Cat</li>
<li>Dog</li>
<li>Lizard</li>
<li>Dress</li>
<li>Swing set</li>
<li>2 mice in a cage</li>
<li>2 bunnies</li>
<li>Horse</li>
<li>200 pearls</li>
<li>Candy</li>
<li>Fairies</li>
</ol>
<p>There&#8217;s a story behind that last one, and she means she wants real fairies, not dolls. At a Renaissance Faire back when my daughter was 4 a troll gave her an iridescent marble and told her it was a fairy egg, and to take good care of it so that it would hatch.</p>
<p>Obviously, it never has.</p>
<p>My daughter has decided that she needs some real fairies to come help her with it, so that maybe it will finally hatch. Since she can&#8217;t find any on her own, she wants them for Christmas.</p>
<div style='display:none;' class='shareaholic-canvas' data-app='share_buttons' data-title='Halloween Means My Daughter is Thinking of Christmas' data-link='https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/halloween-means-my-daughter-is-thinking-of-christmas/' data-app-id-name='category_below_content'></div><div style='display:none;' class='shareaholic-canvas' data-app='recommendations' data-title='Halloween Means My Daughter is Thinking of Christmas' data-link='https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/halloween-means-my-daughter-is-thinking-of-christmas/' data-app-id-name='category_below_content'></div><p>The post <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/halloween-means-my-daughter-is-thinking-of-christmas/">Halloween Means My Daughter is Thinking of Christmas</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog">Home with the Kids Blog</a>.</p>
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		<title>The Putting the Kids to Bed Drinking Game</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stephanie Foster]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Some nights getting the kids to bed isn&#8217;t easy. They&#8217;re bright eyed and bushy tailed when you&#8217;re ready for them to get to bed. This has lead to me and my husband joking about a drinking game for getting the kids to bed. Standard drinking game rules, except you&#46;&#46;&#46;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/the-putting-the-kids-to-bed-drinking-game/">The Putting the Kids to Bed Drinking Game</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog">Home with the Kids Blog</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style='display:none;' class='shareaholic-canvas' data-app='share_buttons' data-title='The Putting the Kids to Bed Drinking Game' data-link='https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/the-putting-the-kids-to-bed-drinking-game/' data-app-id-name='category_above_content'></div><p>Some nights getting the kids to bed isn&#8217;t easy. They&#8217;re bright eyed and bushy tailed when you&#8217;re ready for them to get to bed. This has lead to me and my husband joking about a drinking game for getting the kids to bed.</p>
<p>Standard drinking game rules, except you can&#8217;t take a drink until the kids are actually asleep.</p>
<p>Child gets up for drink &#8211; Take one drink.</p>
<p>Asks for other parent &#8211; Take one drink.</p>
<p>Gets up to go potty &#8211; Take one drink.</p>
<p>Gets up to go potty but doesn&#8217;t do anything there &#8211; Take 2 drinks.</p>
<p>Asks for an extra story &#8211; Take one drink.</p>
<p>Asks for same story as the night before &#8211; Take 2 drinks.</p>
<p>Complains: &#8220;I&#8217;m too hot!&#8221; &#8211; Take one drink.</p>
<p>Complains: &#8220;I&#8217;m too cold!&#8221; &#8211; Take one drink.</p>
<p>One child is too hot and the other is too cold &#8211; Take 2 drinks.</p>
<p>Wants to watch television with you &#8211; Take one drink.</p>
<p>The show you&#8217;re watching isn&#8217;t age appropriate &#8211; Take one drink.</p>
<p>The show you&#8217;re watching isn&#8217;t age appropriate and your child wakes you with nightmares that night &#8211; Take 2 drinks.</p>
<p>Mysterious owie appears. It hurts a lot. Needs kisses &#8211; Take one drink.</p>
<p>Mysterious owie must, must I say, have a bandage put on it &#8211; Take 2 drinks.</p>
<p>Child throws up &#8211; Take 2 drinks.</p>
<p>Gets up crying that favorite bedtime toy is missing &#8211; Take one drink.</p>
<p>Missing toy is at foot of the bed &#8211; Take one drink.</p>
<p>Missing toy is right by pillow, where it had been when you put child to bed &#8211; Take 2 drinks.</p>
<p>And of course, kids go to bed with no trouble at all&#8230; take a drink if you feel like it. You probably deserve it.</p>
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		<title>What&#039;s the Dangerous Part of this Toy?</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stephanie Foster]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>My mom gave my son a new toy the other day. It&#8217;s pretty cute, an inflatable remote control dump truck. He loves it, especially since he can use it in the house and not worry much about bumping into walls. But one part of it comes with a warning&#46;&#46;&#46;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/whats-the-dangerous-part-of-this-toy/">What&#039;s the Dangerous Part of this Toy?</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog">Home with the Kids Blog</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style='display:none;' class='shareaholic-canvas' data-app='share_buttons' data-title='What&amp;#039;s the Dangerous Part of this Toy?' data-link='https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/whats-the-dangerous-part-of-this-toy/' data-app-id-name='category_above_content'></div><p>My mom gave my son a new toy the other day. It&#8217;s pretty cute, an inflatable remote control dump truck. He loves it, especially since he can use it in the house and not worry much about bumping into walls.</p>
<p>But one part of it comes with a warning to not let children use it. Care to guess which part?</p>
<div align="center"><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1570" title="remotetruck" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/remotetruck.jpg" alt="remotetruck" width="350" height="263" /></div>
<p>That&#8217;s the truck, remote and foot pump. He&#8217;s bumped it into walls enough already that I think it has a small leak somewhere. He doesn&#8217;t seem to mind.</p>
<p>So&#8230;</p>
<p>Which part is too dangerous for children?</p>
<p>Did you guess:</p>
<div align="center"><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1571" title="pump" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pump.jpg" alt="pump" width="350" height="263" /></div>
<p>If so, you&#8217;re correct! The foot pump is apparently the most dangerous part of this toy! See?</p>
<div align="center"><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1572" title="pumpwarning" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pumpwarning.jpg" alt="pumpwarning" width="400" height="214" /></div>
<p>If you can&#8217;t read that, it says:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Warning:</strong><br />
This is not a toy and must only be operated by an adult. Keep out of reach of children.</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;m sitting here trying to figure out the danger. I don&#8217;t think the accordion folds of it could give so much as a nasty pinch. I don&#8217;t think fingers could get badly stuck in it.</p>
<p>About the only danger I can see is a kid toppling over while stomping on it. Maybe I&#8217;m a mean mom, but I don&#8217;t see that as a problem.</p>
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		<title>Maybe They Should Work for NASA</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stephanie Foster]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:16:30 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>At least that&#8217;s what my husband said when I pointed out the conversion error from pounds to kilograms on the diapers his mother bought for us from Walmart. It caught my eye because the Pampers Swaddlers we got from the hospital had a completely different answer, despite the number&#46;&#46;&#46;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/maybe-they-should-work-for-nasa/">Maybe They Should Work for NASA</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog">Home with the Kids Blog</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style='display:none;' class='shareaholic-canvas' data-app='share_buttons' data-title='Maybe They Should Work for NASA' data-link='https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/maybe-they-should-work-for-nasa/' data-app-id-name='category_above_content'></div><p>At least that&#8217;s what my husband said when I pointed out the conversion error from pounds to kilograms on the diapers his mother bought for us from Walmart. It caught my eye because the Pampers Swaddlers we got from the hospital had a completely different answer, despite the number of pounds they say the diapers are good for being the same.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/pcdiapers.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="263" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img decoding="async" class="aligncenter" src="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/swaddlers.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>If you&#8217;re having trouble reading it, the Walmart ones say 10 lb or 8 kg while the Swaddlers say 10 lb or 4.5 kg, which is the correct answer.</p>
<p>That said, the Walmart ones really are larger. My tiny little girl just swims in them, while the Swaddlers fit beautifully. But 8 kg is more than 17.5 pounds, and I rather doubt they go that big.</p>
<p>In the long run we&#8217;re looking at cloth diapering. Just now Selene is much, much too small for the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000OFT3FY?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=homewiththeki-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B000OFT3FY">bumGenius</a><img decoding="async" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=homewiththeki-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B000OFT3FY" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" /> diapers we have on hand, so we&#8217;re using disposables until she grows a little more. It should save us a lot of money. Then again, how will I find silly packaging mistakes like this?</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 15:19:25 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Twas a few days before Christmas, and all through the house The children were running, their usual carouse. The furniture and floors had been cleaned up with care; In hopes that somehow no messes they&#8217;d bear. Ornaments were nestled into the tree and spread In hopes that the children&#46;&#46;&#46;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/twas-a-few-days-before-christmas-a-mothers-story/">&#039;Twas a Few Days Before Christmas &#8211; A Mother&#039;s Story</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog">Home with the Kids Blog</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div style='display:none;' class='shareaholic-canvas' data-app='share_buttons' data-title='&amp;#039;Twas a Few Days Before Christmas - A Mother&amp;#039;s Story' data-link='https://www.homewiththekids.com/blog/twas-a-few-days-before-christmas-a-mothers-story/' data-app-id-name='category_above_content'></div><p>Twas a few days before Christmas, and all through the house<br />
The children were running, their usual carouse.<br />
The furniture and floors had been cleaned up with care;<br />
In hopes that somehow no messes they&#8217;d bear.</p>
<p>Ornaments were nestled into the tree and spread<br />
In hopes that the children carefully would tread.<br />
The weather to us was a little cold snap<br />
Meaning rain on the window barely did tap.</p>
<p>Then in the living room there arose so much chatter<br />
I left my computer to see what was the matter.<br />
Much as the children might want me to dash<br />
I knew it was just another childhood clash.</p>
<p>The lights on the tree quickly did show<br />
The contested toy that someone did throw.<br />
The mess no surprise that it should appear;<br />
Though my hope for otherwise had been so sincere.</p>
<p>Holiday tempers can flare so very quick<br />
The tension between them soon grew quite thick.<br />
More rapid than usual, the quarrels they came;<br />
With tugging and shouting and calling a name.</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s my toy!&#8221; &#8220;She hit me!&#8221; &#8220;Well I had it first!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;No, I did!&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m telling!&#8221; They stopped with my outburst:<br />
&#8220;Out to the back yard, and go have a ball;<br />
Now go and play, go and play, go and play all!&#8221;</p>
<p>One look at the rain and outside they did fly;<br />
Thinking of puddles and making mud pie.<br />
So out of the door the children they flew<br />
Barely heeding my insistence on the wearing of shoes.</p>
<p>It would take but a moment, I knew without proof;<br />
That such a decision some would call a goof.<br />
As I opened the window to listen for sound;<br />
They raced all around the cold, muddy ground.</p>
<p>In mud they&#8217;d soon be covered from their heads to their foot;<br />
The only question was how long they&#8217;d stay put.<br />
The play in the mud was right on its track;<br />
But all too soon they came in, wanting a snack.</p>
<p>Their wishes for food were oh so contrary;<br />
Frozen treats or hot chocolate, and all they could carry.<br />
Their sweet little eyes from play were aglow,<br />
But they insisted their tummies more food they did owe.</p>
<p>Quickly I noted the chattering teeth,<br />
As well as the mud on their shoes just beneath.<br />
A quick decision, the mud or the belly?<br />
Hoping the mud wasn&#8217;t sticky as jelly.</p>
<p>So I said, &#8220;Come in and clean up yourself&#8221;<br />
While I looked for quick snacks up on the shelf.<br />
Muddy feet on clean floors quickly did tread;<br />
But now it was time to get the kids fed.</p>
<p>Not long in their bedrooms the children did lurk;<br />
Eager to see the result of Mom&#8217;s work.<br />
Pleased they did seem with the food that I chose;<br />
With snack time they wanted to watch favorite shows.</p>
<p>Playtime wasn&#8217;t long enough; they quickly did bristle;<br />
It&#8217;s amazing what foods can be used like a missile.<br />
But I heard them exclaim, right before the next fight,<br />
&#8220;Mommy, I&#8217;m sure ready for Christmas tonight!&#8221;</p>
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