Work at Home Ad Translator
Have you ever wondered what some of the more common phrases in scammy work at home ads really mean? If you took most of them literally, you’d expect the entire world to be rich, just from the sheer lack of effort made in various home businesses. I’ve created this work at home ad translator to interpret what many of these ads really mean… or at least how I see them.
Some scammy work at home ads can be very similar to legitimate work at home ads. That has always been a part of the challenge. Sometimes you have to take a look at the awful scams out there and mock them.
No Selling Required!
It’s not selling if you just tell everyone you meet that it’s a great product, right? Your family, friends, acquaintances, coworkers, random people you meet on the street, kids, neighbor’s dog and so forth should be grateful that you take the time to tell them about these wonderful products. They will beat a path to your door if you do so.
No Experience Required
That’s right, no experience required, and you’re not going to get much in the way of experience here. Unless you count the life experience of losing money to a scam. That’s worth something, right?
Make Money Doing Online Surveys
You don’t mind that most will pay in pennies or points, do you? Very few online surveys will be worth your time, although a few will pay well.
Free Money Making Website
Free website that we offer to all our suckers… err, members. Hope you don’t mind that it looks like every other member’s website. And just wait until you see our upsells!
Earn Money In Your Sleep
Not going to happen until you’ve put in a ton of effort. You might even lose some sleep over it. You’re certainly going to lose money.
Just give us your credit card information. Your trial will be up before you know it. Is our product easy to cancel? Just wait and see. Our helpful customer service department will try everything to keep you from canceling.
Get Paid To Type
All you have to do is type in ads to convince other people to fall for the same scam! It’s easy. You deserve to make the money you lost to us back somehow right?
Act Now! Only
X Y Slots Open!
We don’t care that we can allow as many people as we want to download our electronic product. Matter of fact, we’ve done that already. But if you think we’re limiting our sales you might forget to do your due diligence. So hurry up, will ya?
Earn Money On Autopilot
Rather like earning money while you sleep. It can happen, but it’s not going to be as fast or as easy for most people as the ad claims… and it might not happen at all. The odds of it happening with this particular product are probably worse than trying to earn money on autopilot by building your own business.
No Limit To Your Earnings
Um, you do know that includes a lower limit, right? You’re as likely to earn nothing as something, not to mention the money you’ll lose trying this.
(Google) (Twitter) (Other Popular Site) Will Pay You $x,xxx Per Month!
If you follow our instructions, you might manage to waste a lot of time, lose some money advertising, not to mention paying us and have next to nothing for it. Sometimes we don’t even know who we’re pretending will be paying you. We trust you not to notice the mixups.
You Can Be A Secret Shopper!!!
While there are legitimate secret shopper opportunities out there, look out for the scams. Anyone who tells you to deposit a check in your account and wire part back to them is running a scam.
Join The Next Billion Dollar Industry
Yep. That’s right. We’re creating a new industry and it’s going to make a billlllion dollars! Join us. One of us! One of us! We’re totally trustworthy and our products are the most awesome ever.
Make Money On Social Media
Desperately post ads on social media and watch as your family and friends start to hide your posts and you get blocked from every Facebook group you try this on.
Make Money Posting Ads
Annoy every site you ever visit by posting ads in the comments. It’s a great business model, trust us! Don’t worry about how many people will report you and get you banned from all kinds of sites. You’ll earn plenty, honest!
Send $$ To Get A List Of Legitimate Work At Home Jobs
You can probably find this same information for free online. It may take more research, but your results will be better once you know what you’re doing than if you pay some random person who posted an ad.
As Seen On…
We bought an ad there once. We’re not exactly welcome back.
Email Me For More Information
If I posted here what the opportunity is, you’d call it out as a scam. This way I get your email address. You’ll never get rid of me now!
I hope this work at home ad translator helps you read though any of the scammy work at home ads you find. What common phrases do you see in work at home ads that need to be translated?